TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
#all i can picture is dean talking to cas #like cas buys a video camera because it was on sale #and a picture camera can only capture stills of #all the beautiful and wondeful moments that happens in his life #in humanity in general #and dean is feeling really weird because the last time he was recorded was #with the ghostfacers and he didn’t really like them #but dean talks anyways #like he starts saying some random shit about sammy and kevin and the bunker #and asks how human life is treating cas #and then dean starts talking about cas to cas #because talking about your feelings to your fallen angel is easier on camera#than actually staring him straight in the eye #and dean tells the camera how wonderful he thinks cas is #with his constant sex hair #and how grumpy he is in the morning always drinking 3 cups of coffee #while sam complains about how cas needs to eat healthy #dean talks about how much he loves when cas reads vonneguet #or any type of work really out loud #when he’s confused with how humans construct sentences #i mean english isn’t his first language #and then he talks about how much he’s glad cas has decided to stay #even though dean is a shit boyfriend #and dean get’s all embarressed and starts blushing #and smiling and looking away #then cas turns off the camrea #stares at this beautiful human #that he pulled out of hell #who thought he didn’t deserve to be saved #he looks at /his/ dean [x]
"So let me get this straight - you want me to talk… to the camera?”
Castiel sighs and rolls his eyes, “Yes, Dean, to the camera.” Dean hesitates for a moment before smirking and licking his lips, gearing himself up to say something but Cas stops him before he can, “And I don’t mean flirt with the camera, Dean.”
The hunter laughs and is clearly a little proud of himself when he says, “Okay okay, you want me to just talk to the camera?” Castiel nods from behind the device and Dean takes a moment to think about what he wants to say.
The first thing that comes to mind is a story about Sam and this one time when he was fourteen and he tried to ask out a girl that was two years older than him, only to end up with a face full of egg yolk and a torso that was completely covered in icing. Somehow that devolves into a story about the first romantic thing he tried to do for a girl (it involved thorns and ants in… personal places) and somehow he ends up talking for a half hour about his and Sam’s most embarrassing moments involving past relationships.
"Oh man," Dean sighs a little wistfully as he shakes his head, "I was so whipped… I mean, the last person I was that head-over-heels for was…" He snorts after a moment of thinking and shakes his head again, "Actually, you know what? The last person I was that head-over-heels for is you."
Castiel’s grin behind the camera is almost audible as he deadpans, “Your head was certainly over your heels last night.” Dean lets out a surprised laugh before grinning and mumbling, “Shut up… You loved it.” His boyfriend peeks his head out from behind the camera and shrugs, “True, but I love you more.”
Suddenly Dean can’t seem to stop smiling like an idiot, “Sap.”
Alex Gaskarth, credit to Adam Elmakias please don’t remove this caption/credit
fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about
another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious
3rd fun fact of your day: you don’t cure an eating disorder by asking people to drop the act and eat normally.